Oh, boy! Now I'm not just chatting with Gwen (the completely helpful and charming administrative assistant or whoever answered my query), but actually speaking to your Customer World Base-well, guys-remember you DID ask...so this tale starts when I ordered 1 Russian Infantry Company, 1-4 piece Sdkfz 11's towing 7.5 cm Pak 40's (my 1 piece Pak 40's are pretty tiny; your 9-piece kits make me wince a bit as I look for a second pair of magnifier glasses to stack-straight "x" mags laid over "y" power glasses produce additive power-2x plus 3x mag =5x,minus a bit for mild offset), and a six-pack of Pz IV G's. However, when I opened them, they turned out to be IV F1's with the 7.5 cm/L24 "Stumpf" gun. I then sent the Victrix folks a rather tongue-in-cheeky note, pointing out that the package art said Pz IV G, all the vehicle art showed Pz IV G's, but the photo art displaying the exploded view of the parts for assembly info was a Pz IV F1-which was what I got 6 (!) Now, Gwen answered that the folks had "gotten a chuckle" out of my note and assured me that the correct items would soon be heading my U.S.A. way. I must note I included a humorous note herein QUOTED from an Upstairs Downstairs flyer-one of your UK trainshops, which opined, "George has only 173 plastic model kits. So, what does he have if he buys 3 more? HAPPINESS! George has happiness." I did find it, because I have (wait for it!) now added mine own comment, If John gets 2 tanks for the price of 1, (or maybe 12 Pz IV's for the price of 6) what does he now have? TRUE HAPPINESS! John has true happiness. And these days, though I might have suggested that I would have Ecstasy - but that could easily be mistaken for some sort of Party Supply ref...and have previously purchased your stuff-excellent quality, fine detail, and superb additions to my growing gamer armies! More seriously, love your stuff, appreciate the timely and comprehensive responses to my queries. Now I will go away and leave y'all alone...for now...(Audio que: Jaws movie Shark Music...ya know...da-dum! Da-DUM!. *note-please feel free to either use this or just delete and pretend I NEVER...
